Black and White FILM Photos from many years ago.....

OK, this is a mess. I'll try to fix it later.

 

Couldn't Resist This One....

 BTW, I found this on reddit...mechanical pencils.

Fifty-Five Word Story Number Four. And, Yes, It's About Religion...Sort Of.

An Emergency Appointment with Her Counselor

“What’s going on, Sharon?”
“Just don’t know what to do.”
“What’s happened?”
“Ronnie and I broke-up, again.”
“Hmm. Yes, that’s normally what we discuss.”
“I’m truly at my wit's end.”
“What should you do?”
“Need to pray and ask Jesus what to do. What do you think?”
“You’d be better off trying the Magic 8-ball.”

Do any of you folks remember the Magic 8-Ball?

 

The Third Fifty-Five Word Story

 Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen

“Captain Jones, welcome aboard Acme’s flight 624. We’ll cruise at 35,000 feet. Hope we don’t have turbulence, as that stuff really scares me. If we’re lucky, we’ll be in Chicago in a couple of hours.

Oh! Co-pilot informed me we’re scheduled for NY. Dang, I always get them confused. Relax, the drinks are on us.”

 

December 13, 2016

 

This story is one of my favorites. This idea just popped-up, I guess I would say. Well, it was shortly after talking with a pal whose son was just hired to fly a small commercial plane as first officer/copilot. The planes he’ll be flying hold about 75 passengers.

Should say I haven’t flown in many, many years. Yep, terrified of heights and getting up in the air. Will say that as a kid I was occasionally on flying status and flew on B-47s. After the service, I did solo in a Cessna. But, alas, now, no flying for me and I shy away from tall buildings.

 

Week Two. Yes, Another Fifty-Five Word Story.

 

They Had Been Together for Ten Years

Had their ups and downs, but seemed to make the relationship work.
Lately, she didn’t seem herself. He asked her about it, but she had no response.
Woke one morning and she was gone. What had he done, he wondered?
Phone rang. “Hello.”
“We have your puppy. Luckily, your phone number was on her collar.”

 

January 1, 2017

 OK, I had this with the animal stories (in the third book I'm working on). Then decided it would be better with relationships. Hey, I hope the last line will give you a laugh when you learn she’s a pup.

A New Direction For My Blog...And, A Fifty-Five Word Story.

The short version of a long story. Other than some stories in my draft folder (400 plus) I'm going to try to only post 55-word stories. If I don't get some comments, good or bad, I think I'll just quit this blog.

Thanks to any who read these stories and leave comments.

I plan on posting a story every week or so.

He had Become Obsessed with his Trains

 Got married, only had one small set-up. Soon he bought train stuff weekly, spent his time in the basement with his trains.

His wife complained.

“Get a hobby,” he said.

Romantic part of their lives stopped.

“Let’s fool around tonight,” he said.
“No, thanks.”
“Why?”
“I got a hobby.”
“What?”
“Four boyfriends and three girlfriends.”

 January 4, 2017

 Maybe a cautionary tale…. We shouldn’t take each other for granted. We should try to talk about our problems and concerns as they come up. Sure, George, you’re such an expert!!!!!

I Can't Stop Laughing....

 

Yes, Another of the Isle of Man...But, This is the Best, Yet....Whether You Like Motorcycles or Not, Watch This. Hey, It's Got RELIGION in the Title....

 

Yes, Another of My YOU MUST WATCH...WATCH THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh well, here are a few others....

Thank God, Baby Jesus, and the Holy Spirit! We Finally Have a Real President! Joe Biden Will Soon Be At The Helm!!!!!!

The Trump crime family will soon be out of our White House. I hope they are frisked when they leave...make sure they aren't stealing the silverware.

Religion and History.... Where Does the Insanity End????????

Please read this. 

It Can't Get Any Better Than This, Can It??????

 

Yep, Trump's In The Hospital. I'm Sending My Thoughts And Prayers. Some Aren't....

 

See what the First Dog On The Moon has to say.

This video will show you what an irresponsible scumbag Trump is. Yes, I know most of you don't care. Fake news, hey?

Really Want To Go To Heaven? Really? Many Think Hell Is Awesome....

Take a look here:  Going to hell may not be all that bad.