Hallelujah, Thank You Trump...I Was Allowed To Go To Church Today (May 24, 2020).

Yes, going against most of our governors, the Genius says we can go to church. 

Church was great. Had missed going for so long. Yes, no masks, we could hold hands, hug, kiss (tongues optional), roll in the isles, raise our hands to the Lord, and after so long could speak in tongues.

Thank you, oh Stable Genius.

And we surely didn't have to worry about the virus. As our preacher said, God, baby Jesus, and that Holy Spirit person were all taking care of us.

In deference to my mom, a good Chrisitan lady, I won't use any bad words today. That said, dang I'm giving up a great opportunity.

Almost forgot. We were allowed snakes, today.

EDIT:  Yes, the Genius approved snakes.

This Ad Was Run In the New York Times on Our Recent "National Day of Prayer." And, How Are Those Prayers Working For You?

Edit: Prayers don't work. Prayers can't work.  But yet, it seems that those of you who are religiously afflicted keep praying. Why is that? Hey, leave a comment!!!!! Make me understand it.