New Years' Resolutions, Anyone?

Well, hope to have my resolutions for 2018 ready soon.

Actually, most likely a little later this evening. Unless of course, I get distracted.

Here's how I hope to go about creating my list.

Don't put it on the list unless it's accomplishable. As an example, the Marines surely won't have me. And, no I'm not going to be president. Though I will say I could surely do as well...as you know who. Heck, any of us could. And, most of us have bigger hands...or, is it larger. Well, you know what I mean.

If it's something you haul from year to year, Hey, you might want to give it a rest.

Remember, it's not a todo list. OK, you could have a resolution that says you will perform every listed todo item on the day it's scheduled. Other than that, put it on your todo list.

Thinking about todo lists. A dear friend from many years ago, who died suddenly at the young age of 55, always started her list with something she'd already done. Yes, she started her day with at least one item checked off. Hmm. I always thought that was pretty cool...though I might ask, Is that like cheating at solitaire?

Well, I'll be back later with my resolutions.

EDIT: One last thing. Be specific. I will be a better person is not a good resolution. Be specific about what you are going to do to be a better person.

Ahh, A Few Comments and Thoughts on Hell!

First off, I don't believe in gods and as such surely don't believe in Hell. That said, I guess this posting is for those of you who do believe in Hell. And, folks, if you believe in Hell not only is it really sad and pathetic, if you will...well, anyway.

Though I surely don't know it to be true and surely am not all that concerned, there are some of you believers out there who continue to trudge to church every Sunday hoping that you'll be spared, yes...going to Hell. That is sad and pathetic (yes, another sad and pathetic).

BTW, if anyone actually reads this, don't nitpick at my ignorance of the bible and Christianity in general. OK? Just read what I have to say.

Now, as I best understand it there are many reasons why God will send us to hell. That said, if folks don't believe in Him (yes, I'm going to use capitals), wow, they are going to get a direct flight...no stopover. Dang, just a straight shot to the eternally burning lake of fire (or, whatever you think it is).

Now, this God of yours is supposed to be all-knowing, compassionate, understanding, loving, and all the rest. Right? And, we humans are made in his perfect image? Right?

OK. So he made me as I am. And, I surely don't believe in any that stuff...you know, Him, virgin births, and all the rest. So, he's going to throw me in the pit? One for God!

It seems that we ongoingly learn of tribes and civilizations, to use that word, that are in the Amazon or wherever that surely couldn't know about this really terrific God. You know, the one all you Christians go ape about. Now, is old God going to toss these folks into the lake of eternal fire? Yes, what a Prince He must be!!!!!

OK, I'm running out of enthusiasm for this post and I'm going to stop.

If you folks, yes, you believers want to keep trudging to church, listening to your pastors, priests and so on spouting absurdities, hey, keep at it.

Thankfully, I don't have to worry about all of it.

I hope we all have a best-ever new year in 2018. And, folks, please...for 2018, for cryin' out loud, stop believing all of that nonsense. Please.... Look for evidence to support your beliefs. Evidence, folks!!!!!! Not fables, myths, and superstitions. Not BS spouted by your so-called spiritual advisors.

Oh, well. Yes, still beating my head against the wall.

EDIT: BTW. Yes, I almost forgot, A few years ago I started what I called crap head awards. OK, folks, you surely know where this is going. Yes, your so-called God surely rates a crap head award.

Sad News.... There Will Never be a Z!

Sue Grafton died December 28, 2017. Sue was 77. I'm 78.

Somewhere in the cosmos, the roulette wheel of life was spun and her number came up. Mine didn't. I guess I could ask, Why her and not me?

For those of you who don't know, Grafton wrote an alphabet- series of books, starting at A. Her last finished book was Y. Her alphabet had 26 letters. Ironically, just a few weeks ago, after not having read any of her books in several years, I bought W is for Wasted.

My mom was a fan and I bought Grafton's books for her as soon as they were available.

Though I never gave it a lot of thought, looking back I guess I'd say Grafton was a safe writer. Well, for me at least. I knew her books would give me many hours of reading pleasure. 

A few of her quotes:

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.

I focus on the writing and let the rest of the process take care of itself. I've learned to trust my own instincts and I've also learned to take risks.

For more information on Sue Grafton go here.

Ahh, the Virgin Birth....

December 28, 2017.

I "borrowed" this from ING

Yes, just a few days after Christmas, that time when we (Christians) go nuts over celebrating the birth of baby Jesus.

I wanted to do a little research before writing this. After spending a few wasted minutes on the internet my prayers were answered. Our local newspaper, The Virginian Pilot, blessedly had this editorial.

Yes, I read it. Dang, you really have to be committed to wade through all of this. I will admit that whoever came up with this had a fertile imagination or had just smoked a giant joint or both.

For this posting, I'm only concerned about the virgin birth. Yes, I have a few questions.

OK, I understand that supposedly Mary didn't have sex. I guess I could ask, why? Too dirty or yucky? Or, is it the old, Good girls don't have sex? This may have been answered in the VP article, but how was Mary chosen? Lottery? Card game? Oh, well. Was she able to give informed consent?  Or, was this just forced on her?

OK, I'll give you guys that (no sex) it was the Holy Spirit that somehow made it so Mary was with child, right? How did that happen? Did he toss a magic seed that somehow ended up in Mary? Or, was this event a forerunner of what we now call in vitro? Did Mary actually have a regular pregnancy? You know, her stomach getting bigger? Craving dill pickles and ice cream? Morning sickness? Did she actually have OBGYN checks? Or, were they needed (maybe more magic)? Were the paramedics standing by in case something went wrong with the delivery? Who came up with the name Jesus? And, are you sure it isn't pronounced Heysus?

Another question. How did baby Jesus arrive? You know, He surely wasn't delivered vaginally, was He? Maybe he just popped up, if you will, in the animals' feeding trough....or, all of a sudden He was being cuddled by Mary. Maybe God sought advice from David Copperfield. No matter the answers, this was truly some heavy-duty magic. But, I guess I need to remember that God works in mysterious ways and can do anything.

Speaking of the Holy Spirit or Ghost...for some reason I thought they were all God. You know, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Ghost. Amazing, sort of like the Swiss Army Knife of gods. That's kind of confusing to my pea brain. And, I'm not seeing any utility value. Why couldn't old God just do all the magic? And, why would God want to have Jesus come along if eventually, Jesus is part of him? Oh, just remembered, he has to kill Jesus so that the sins that He caused us to have (talking snake and apple) will be mitigated. Wow.

OK, am I missing something? I'm just not smart enough to be religious. It's all just too complicated for my limited intellect to make sense of.

Presently, I'm working on my third book of 55-word stories. Here's a story from my upcoming will-never-be-a-best-seller third book.

The Real Story Behind the Virgin Birth

They jammed themselves into the small area and crowded around the manger.
“What’s going on?”
“Mary’s going to have a virgin birth.”
“No way!”
“Yep.”
“How does it work?”
“Not sure.”
“It’s rumored God does it this way so he doesn’t have to pay additional child support. He’s already on the hook for six kids.”

I hope we all have our best ever new years in 2018. 

Just a Couple of Short Comments About one of My Favorite Subjects.... Yes, Religion!

Well, finally someone, well... a country got it right. Yes, Australia will no longer allow religious exemptions for vaccinations.

Here's the article from the Guardian. In the States, I believe most if not all of the exemptions come from the individual states and there are some whoppers that just about sanction parents killing their children because of their religious views. Gotta love the religious stuff.

Just when you think religion can't get more bizarre, crazy,

stupid, or what-have-you... of course it does. OK, remember back when Mitt Romney was running for president? You may have forgotten that Billy Graham called the Morman religion a cult. Yep, a cult.

Then Mitt paid Billy a visit and according to Graham Mormonism was no longer a cult. Yep, just like that. It started out as a Your religion is weirder than mine argument, as I like to say.

Where was I?

Joseph Smith, I'm sure a serial philander, was walking through the woods in the 1800s and an angel struck up a conversation with him. (Yes, an old talking to an angel story.) The angel told him where the magic gold tablets were and thus we have the start of the Mormon religion. 

Going forward to today.

Listen carefully, this is a little much even for religion. The Mormons baptize people after they have died.

Well, let's start with what baptism is supposed to do. After a search and a little reading take a look here for what the Mormons say, Yes, amazing. Mercy.

OK, so we have people getting pissed off because the Mormons baptize those who weren't Mormon. Of course, I could have read it wrong but I think that in some cases the Mormons un-baptize them. Think about this for a minute. OK, I readily admit my writing is worse than usual...but, dang this is just so weird that I'm not all that enthused.

Must mention the magic underwear. Yep, the Mormon's magic underwear.

You folks remember Bob Larson the guy who goes around the country getting the devil out of people. You know, he's a so-called exorcist. I think I mentioned in a previous posting that if you have little education, no job skills, morally and

ethically compromised, and don't mind being a sleazeball and taking advantage of people-well, here's all you need. Just pick up a Holy Bible and a crucifix and practice shouting, In the name of Jesus, come out foul Devil.

Also, I think you could be ahead of the competition and start a good hustle by going around the country and ridding peoples' loved ones of unwanted baptisms. Seems a wide- open field at the present.

Yes, I'm as crazy as the rest of them.

Thank God! Roy Moore Lost!

We, it would seem, have little control over our intelligence. Well, if we work hard at it

I guess we can improve it. 

That said, being controlled by religion is one of the worst things that can happen. If we take religion and ignorance...hmm...here's what you end up with.

I give you Ted Crockett, spokesman for Roy Moore. And, these are the people who are governing us.

PLEASE watch this video!!!!

CNN, Roy Moore's spokesman.

Trains, Trains, Trains...Two Amazing Stories....

I like trains. That said, the last time I rode a train was in the fifties. Yes, that was a while back. Went from Shreveport to Virginia Beach. What I best remember was the great food. There was a galley or kitchen and the folks actually cooked the food. Cloth napkins, heavy stainless utensils, the works. And, the coffee was great.

Where was I?

What happened in Japan when the train left twenty seconds, yes, twenty seconds early? Of course, there was an apology!!!!

And, here in the States there is a train station run completely by volunteers. Amazing, take a look here.

Are you a fan of trains? Well, you can sit at your computer and watch them.

From Bank Robber to Law Professor!!!!!!!????????

This is an amazing story. Additionally, it points out what our so-called criminal justice system is doing wrong. There are several more videos after the initial one of approximately 14 minutes. You should watch them all.

Here is the video, courtesy CBS.

Why You Should Buy All Your Pens From Cult Pens!!!!

Hi Folks,   

I occasionally have a comment about businesses that I think we should all know about. Yes, these are usually businesses that go above and beyond for customer service or have amazing prices. I have found a new one, Cult Pens.

I decided I wanted to buy another fountain pen that I don't

need. And, this one is a little pricey. By chance, I read a comment on Fountain Pen Network about Cult Pens and their great prices and service. At first, I was a little skeptical.

How is it, that a company in the UK can sell me a pen at a much lower price than I can buy from a US-based dealer? Actually, I can't answer the economics of it all....what I do know is this.

A well-known and respected US pen business list the M1000 with a special price of  $828. Yes, $828. The same pen from Cult Pens, including shipping from the UK, is costing me $417! Amazing, I would say.

The pen I'm buying is a Pelikan M1000. Yes, this is what is called a flagship pen. A huge giant of a pen. I have a Montblanc 149 which is Montblanc's flagship pen that I've always referred to as baseball-bat sized. These are large pens.

Now to the good part, if you will, about exemplary customer service. I asked that they check the pen. Make sure that it's not scratchy and no skipping and such. Well, got an email today, and in my words, they said that they checked both extra-fine (the size of the point/nib) pens they had in stock and they weren't happy with them and were sending them back to Pelikan and ordered more. This surely saved me a lot of aggravation.

If you folks need a pen go to Cult Pens. And, for any of you who don't own a fountain pen, Hey, go to Cult Pens and buy one.

Two Recipes for the Inept, Lazy, Cuisine Challenged, and Those Who Just Don't Care....

Yes, they are ordering my curry dish. Trying to decide on the wine.

Yes, I normally eat out one meal a day. I'm a lousy cook and usually mess up most meals that I attempt.

I like using stuff in cans. You don't have to worry about stuff spoiling and from can-to-can stuff seems fairly consistent.

Anyway, I hope you'll try and like my contribution to the world of gustatory exploration.

BTW, these recipes are for those who eat alone. Others, well...add more stuff. For we single eaters, should be two. three large bowls of soup or, for the curry two large plate fulls.


Chicken Soup...Stew

This will be either soup or stew depending on how much liquid you use.

1 can chicken 10 ounce
I can tomatoes (I use either a large can of stewed tomatoes or a smaller can of diced tomatoes with peppers.)
1 can diced potatoes with skin on (if available)
onion (however much you want to use...suggest at least half of medium size)
chicken broth or bouillon cube
Rosemary (this folks makes the dish...experiment as to how much to use)

some olive oil and saute onion
toss in broth or bouillon cube (my experience is that you don't need an entire cube...break off a piece and go from there) chicken with liquid, Rosemary, a little water (maybe a half cup-only add water at this time if you're using a bouillon cube...if you're using chicken broth you may need a little water later if it's too salty) and tomatoes
let simmer for a few minutes until Rosemary is blended
take a taste. Does the broth have enough chicken flavor...too much? This is the part you don't want to screw-up. There's a fine line, if you will, between the chicken taste and saltiness caused by the chicken broth or bouillon cube. Remember, the carpenters' adage, "Measure twice cut once."
OK, once you've got the taste where you want it, throw in the potatoes. A few minutes later you're ready to fill your bowl.


Quick and Simple, My Version of Thai Red Curry

Ahh, made this for the first time last night. This has possibilities.

1 can chicken 10 ounce
1 medium/large onion
1 small can mushrooms
Thai red curry (on impulse I bought a bottle of this at Aldis yesterday)
rice

OK, quarter the onion and saute in olive oil. Don't overcook. You want the onion to be crunchy.
Hold the chicken liquid from the can of chicken.
Add the chicken and drained mushrooms.
Now, slowly add the curry. Remember the carpenters' adage.
You want to add curry and the liquid from the chicken until the taste is right.

Serve over a bed of rice. I think jasmine works best for this dish.

Edit: For those of us who aren't real cooks....

If you want to thicken the liquid use a little cornstarch. 

Also, the next time I make this, I'm going to add some cashew nuts and just before serving I'm going to add chopped scallions.

F**k a Cow!!!!!

It's 3:39 AM, September 9, 2017. Hurricanes, Irma and Jose, are attacking our country, killing people, destroying property, making people flee their homes, and George Noory at Coast-to-Coast AM (during the week, 10 PM to 2 AM PST) is telling people to clear their minds so that they can make Hurricane Irma diminish and go off the coast and away from more destruction.

Just concentrate, he says. Yes, that will do it.

Nothing else to say at this time.

Is it Possible for a Comma to be Worth an Estimated $10,000,000?

Do you folks know about Oxford or serial commas? Some use them and some don't. I try my darndest to write as well as I can, trying to write grammatically correct prose ( the ordinary language people use in speaking or writing).

Newspapers use the Associated Press style guide. And, they do not use Oxford or serial commas.

(1) Johnny loved chocolate, ice cream, peanut butter, and hot dogs.

(2) Johnny loved chocolate, ice cream, peanut butter and hot dogs. 

You may notice that in (1) there is a comma after peanut butter. Yes, that's the sometimes pesky Oxford or serial comma.

I use serial commas.

Here's the Boston Globe article about the $10,000,000.

The Hurricanes Are Here and Coming, Harvey Just Struck and Others are on the Way, Causing Death and Destruction. Are You Praying?

This article will save me a lot of time and aggravation. 

I had thought about an article similar to this one, however, this writer does a far-better job than I would have.

As I best understand it, this photo is from a hurricane several years ago (not Harvey), and the house in the photo was the home of two young children who were killed!

If you're a believer, please take a few minutes and think it all through. Folks, religion makes no sense. Period. And, if you need some help, look up: cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, and motivated reasoning.

Please Read this Post!!!!!

Sophie, RIP.... January 15, 2017

Well, it's the Fourth of July weekend and my neighbors were posting on our neighborhood forum about fireworks and their pet's behavior because of them. Several mentioned Thundershirt and one mentioned essential oils. 

Here was my response:

"Fireworks and pets...a few thoughts...

Just before the fireworks start. I sit my pets down and explain what fireworks are. I further explain that we have a few neighbors who are not considerate and must act out their juvenile behaviors. And, I truly hope they don't blow off a couple of fingers, blind themselves, or set their houses on fire. Now, if for whatever reason, the pups get nervous, yes, I then use essential oils. I start with a twelve-ounce tumbler. I add five ounces water, two drops essential oils, and then five ounces of bourbon. And, usually, the night goes well for the pups and me. If you feel the urge to rush off and buy a Tundershirt, please read this first. Remember folks, testimonials are not evidence. http://skeptvet.com/Blog/2011/07/pressure-wraps-for-anxiety-in-dogs/ Magic remedies for pet anxiety and stress!!!! Take a look here. http://skeptvet.com/Blog/2017/01/pet-remedy-a-natural-herbal-product-to-reduce-stress-and-anxiety/ Hope we all have a great holiday weekend and that our pets remain calm. And, folks, be a little skeptical...."

Yes, I visited SkeptVet so I could find the links I wanted. Actually, I ended up spending a couple of hours there. And, I found this terrific article by Alison Averis. PLEASE, read this. It will give you a lot of insight into the so-called world of complementary, alternative, and integrative medicine. Please, you owe it to yourself!!!!