Hi, have you folks seen the movie? Presently, it's free with Amazon Prime. I like the way it starts...there's a Coast Guard cutter crashing through the waves. Anyway, the President (in the movie) declares the drug cartels are a clear and present danger to the security of the United States. Ahh, where am I going?
OK. There's a special unit that no one has ever heard of. Yes, the unit would be ranked above even SEAL Team Six. And, I surely can't tell you how I know about them. Anyway, when there is a clear and present danger to the security of the United States, the unit acts...and, they act with no oversight.
Their latest mission required them to breach the White House. They exchanged Trump's phone with a Fisher-Price kids' phone. And, we've heard from Trump many times
bragging about his BIG RED button. Yep, the one that launches the missiles. They rewired the button. Now, if Trump hits the button 25 buckets of KFC chicken are rushed to him.
Rest well, citizens. Things are sort of OK! At least for the moment.
And, the unit is standing by and continue to monitor the situation (Well, monitor Trump).
EDIT: Forgot to mention. They found over 6,000 red hats that they removed and burned.
The Beginning....
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I am so relieved.
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