My mom always told me to never make fun of how someone looks. She was right about that as she was about most things. But, dang, this pope...well, if I believed in Demonic possession, that is surely how he looks. Yeah, maybe he could make use of one of his exorcists. I write 55-word stories. And, the story below is exactly 55 words. It is amazing and truly sad that people throw-in with this guy and the Catholic church. Yes, amazing. Look how this guy is decked-out. No telling what it cost the faithful. And, dang is it tacky. Enough of this. My story tells it all.
The Pope Just Returned From Africa
“Excellency, how was your trip?”
“Nice seeing all of my followers, good Catholics.”
“Sure you know there are reports about the country being devastated by AIDS.”
“Yes, sadly I saw that. Of course, I offered prayers.”
“Condoms?”
“Goes against everything the Church believes.”
“Many will die.”
“Yes, but they’ll enter heaven with a pure soul.”
“Nice seeing all of my followers, good Catholics.”
“Sure you know there are reports about the country being devastated by AIDS.”
“Yes, sadly I saw that. Of course, I offered prayers.”
“Condoms?”
“Goes against everything the Church believes.”
“Many will die.”
“Yes, but they’ll enter heaven with a pure soul.”
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